I never got the crusts cut off my PB & J. I just don’t look at family the way you do.

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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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thegirlwithcaramelskin:

shaman-music:

abnormal-fallen-angel:

hiddleshabanera:

dragoniza:

”- Why don’t you smile? 

-Because I have an ugly smile.

-That’s impossible, when someone smiles, no matter what form have smile, or if your teeth are large, small, crooked… People just look beautiful when they smile, because we know that they are happy, and that’s what matters.”

teeth / smiles appreciation Animation

YOU FORGOT ONE 

image

reblogging for that ^^

LMAO, u gotta use animated smiles because in real life people actually do have unattractive smiles

As I was scrolling I thought this was gonna be a post about the lack of lips…

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psyducked:

do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you

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tantoun:

inspired by episode 2.

tantoun:

inspired by episode 2.

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Mom, Bruce, you’re lucky. You’ve fallen in love with your best friend. The person who accepts you at your worst and laughs at your stupid jokes. The person who knows you better than you know yourself. I would kill to spend the rest of my life with that person.

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woahkarmy:

RITA IS WEARING OVERALLS !!!

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stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

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sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

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imagine all your online friends living near you

"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

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